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Woot.

Woot.

Co-worker: Is the system down?

Me: What system?

Co-Worker: The one I use.

#VFF My Piggies Miss You

I scored a pair of KSO Five Fingers Saturday. I pretty much wore them the rest of the weekend. Monday rolls around and I have to go “normal” with the footwear and let me say it feels as if I have concrete shoes and I am drowning. I want my #VFF, my feet need to go commando.

Many posts on the web tell tales of public outcry and ridicule and curiosity. I experienced none of these. If I did it was kept silent. Being from the south I get exposed to several fashion fails daily. Uggs and Crocs, nothing left say on that, you died as fast as TLC killed Jon and Kate’s family. Don’t forget those damn rainboots with Ed Hardy type designs, which you can’t wear in the rain for some reason but can wear at the gas pump in an adult diaper. At least with the Five Fingers they are pretty ninja until you are too close.

Lord Kril: Damage report!

Kodan Officer: Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out.

Lord Kril: Divert! Divert!

Kodan Officer: She won’t answer the helm! We’re locked into the moon’s gravitational pull. What do we do?
[sound of Lord Kril’s eyepiece swinging over left eye]

Lord Kril: We die.

The Last Starfighter
Plucked From the Ether…

1: “You may be right, but here’s how I see it…”

2: “Tell me what’s working and what’s not working.”

3: “What do you think we should be doing differently?”

4: “Give it to me straight; no BS.”

5: “Please don’t tell me what __ thinks; I’d like to know what you think.”

6: “What does your gut tell you?”

7: “How can I help you?”

8: “That may be true, but look at it this way… ”

9: “Don’t worry; I’ve got plenty of time.”

10: “How would you do it?”

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